You Know You're a Mother of Two Sons If....

(Inlcuding some SHINING personal parenting moments....)

1. You have ever found rocks in your washing machine.

2. You realize that "swordfight" is an entirely different thing when your child is alone in the bathroom with his best friend. (Lysol bathroom wipes are my bff.)

3. Found in pants pocket: slugs.

4. When shopping for jeans you look for reinforced knees.

5. You really understand the meaning of "bathtub ring."

6. Your child gets up from naptime at preschool and there is a pile of sand on his cot.

7. You are well versed on the topic of circumcision, due to all the articles you've read and discussions you've had.

8. Daily reminders to "keep your hands off your penis."

9. Bathtub reminders to "keep your hands off your brother's penis."

10. You find yourself cracking up at farts and burps more than you used to.

11. A friend stops by unexpectedly and finds you wearing an eyepatch and bandana.

12. Your child once ate a worm, right in front of you. When inquiring why he just did that, he replies "I eat worms all the time! They're my favorite!" (Protein?)

13. Your life is full of laughs and love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1