Why does my toddler love to eat Kleenex?
Where do the socks go?
Why are giggles contagious?
What does "Mooney" mean? Rowan repeats this word constantly and I just don't get it.
Why does my toddler react the same to me wiping his nose as he would if I were cutting his arm off?
Where do all the shoes go?
How is it possible that these two children came from the same womb?
Why is it that Rowan loves to put everyone else's toothbrushes in his mouth, but won't let me brush his teeth?
How can a toddler unroll almost an entire roll of tp in the 30 seconds it took for me to let the dog out?
How can "DatDoo" possibly translate to "water"?
Why does the diaper only leak on clean sheets?
Why don't they make anger management courses for toddlers?
How can they be so cute?
Why does Rowan and Aidan's "secret brother language" have to be screaming?
Why did we pick the drums and not a quieter instrument?
Where does the time go?
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You find out the answers to those, my friend, and you will never hurt for money!
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